An apology letter to the bathroom girls
From overhearing bathroom trash talk to sobbing in the next stall over, our humor columnist has seen it all Read more »
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A brutally honest review of every freshman dorm
1000 stairs, constant construction and collective suffering — here are the unofficial rankings of SU freshman dorms. Read more »
Ask Aine: Dating advice from someone who doesn’t date
Our humor columnist offers advice for dating while attending SU. Read more »
Now able to see the future, amateur psychic predicts what's to come at SU
Our humor columnist trained all summer to become a psychic and has foreseen a number of changes that Syracuse University will face this semester. Read more »
Why I’m not blue SU returned to the ‘BLUE’ level
Humor columnist Aine Hunt isn’t so upset that Syracuse University officials have upped the campus masking level to “BLUE” — find out why in this week’s column. Read more »
Which graduating class was hit hardest by pandemic?
The pandemic has impacted each graduating class’ experience at SU. Humor columnist Eliot Fish is back to determine which complaint takes the cake. Read more »
What you think will happen freshman year versus what actually happens
There are a lot of expectations for freshman year, but don't worry — none of them will turn out like you expect. Read more »
How to pack for your freshman year at SU
Humor columnist Annabeth Grace Mann dishes on the packing essentials for surviving freshman year at SU. Read more »
How I’m going to spend all this money from my unpaid internship
Being an unpaid intern can be tough, but humor columnist Josh Feinblatt making the most of it! Here's what he's spending all of his hard un-earned cash on. Read more »
Here’s how you know you’re dealing with SU withdrawal
We’ve been away from Syracuse for about a month now, and I can already tell we’re feeling a lot of emotions. You may be asking… Read more »
Goodnight Cuse, a poem from a senior leaving the Hill
In the great Carrier Dome There was a campus Where drunk kids roam And for them all — It’s the place they call home. And… Read more »
Summer expectations, meet reality
Humor Columnist Annabeth Mann drops the truth: Summer will not be even half as great as you think it will be. Read more »
Ticket exchanges for Mayfest and Block Party should be a thing
Half of the students never even make it to Block Party, there’s no sense in leaving those seats empty. Read more »
If you give a student a ticket to Block Party
The series of events that will inevitably occur if you give a student a ticket to Block Party, told in the style of the classic children’s novel “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.” Read more »
Ways to spice up your weekly routine
These tactics from wedding counselors everywhere may just save your increasingly boring day-to-day schedule. Read more »
Some questions you'll receive — and incorrectly answer — over spring break
Humor columnist Annabeth Mann speculates about what your relatives will be asking you during the coming break and gives you impenetrable answers to these inquiries. Read more »
March Madness is near — and not the basketball kind
Humor columnist Annabeth Mann describes a different, much more pressing kind of March Madness than the one revolving around basketball. Read more »
Write the perfect rec letter with help from our Humor columnist
Letters of recommendation all look the same, and nobody reads them anyway. So, Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt wrote a template, so you can simply fill in the blanks. Read more »
Dear people with colds: Stop coughing on me
Humor columnist Annabeth Mann has had a mild cold for weeks and is finally putting her foot down. Read more »
A leaked page from Otto the Orange's diary
Valentine's Day is here, and according to his latest diary entry, Syracuse’s beloved mascot is still searching for that special someone. Read more »
All the advice you’ll ever need, from the advice columnist you've always wanted
Formerly known as "Humor Columnist Annabeth Mann," Advice Columnist Annabeth Mann is here with the answers to all your problems. Read more »
A fill-in-the-blank resume for your job and internship hunt
Are you too lazy to make your own resume but think you're up for the responsibilities of a real job or internship? Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt has the remedy for you. Read more »
Care packages are necessary for the average student’s survival
Humor columnist Annabeth Grace Mann writes a letter to her parents explaining why she desperately needs a care package. Read more »
An article about procrastination that I procrastinated
From starting the night before to turning the piece in late, see what goes through Humor columnist Josh Feinblatt’s mind as he writes about procrastinating. Read more »
